If you actually read this blog then

(i) you might be a monkey typing urls randomly [Shame on you! You should be working on Shakespeare’s complete works!],

(ii) you might just have way too much time and were just in the process of computing Google’s Pagerank by hand by acting as a random surfer,

(iii) you might just be looking for an uncensored guest book to put adds for your porn site [… just send them to me by email …],

(iv) you might be my mother who, in absence of sufficiently many phone calls, decided to google my name or, and this is by far the most likely option,

(v) you’re actually me.  🙂