I used to think that Lausanne was surely one of the safest places in the world. But this has dramatically changed.

About a month ago my taste buds (figuratively speaking) were viciously attacked by a young boy here – he mooned me! In case you didn’t know, yes, moon can be used as a verb.

Only two weeks later I was then attacked again, probably also by youngsters. Somebody tried to egg me when I was walking down the streets of Lausanne with a couchsurfing visitor. (Usage number 17. at the link above.) Fortunately, they missed. But judging from the traces left on the pavement, we were not their first victims.